At the duty-free shop
Buy a duty-free life,
Duty-free perfume
For your duty-free wife,
Duty-free food
For your duty-free flight,
Duty-free booze
For your descent into night;
But to hell with duty,
Tariffs and taxes,
Memos and letters,
Phone calls and faxes,
Relax, enjoy,
Forget about duty!
You're almost home free
With an armful of booty!
Lie back, enjoy,
A plane never crashes,
And truthâ³ not as important
As booty and cash is!
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